Linear Randomness

danielmcbatman:

  • Abraham Lincoln never fought vampires or zombies 
  • Adolph Hitler was not machine gunned to death in a movie theater in Paris
  • Marty McFly did not invent Rock and Roll
  • Richard Nixon never dispatched Dr. Manhattan to end the Vietnam War

You never complained about these changes to history, so shut the fuck up about a black man playing a fictional spy, you idiotic, racist pricks. 

Millions of Twilight fans, they cannot wait to see this, it’s almost heartbreaking because they don’t want it to be over. It’s a little bittersweet, isn’t it?

laughing-rabbit:

I give you, your asshole of the week.

laughing-rabbit:

I give you, your asshole of the week.




A WILD BLACK METAL BAND APPEARED!

look at all of them individually for a second

A WILD BLACK METAL BAND APPEARED!

look at all of them individually for a second

rampantintellectual:

matelotage:

Alyssa and Joel, have you seen this?

I hadn’t but now I have I don’t think my life will be complete until someone buys one for me

White people’s number one freedom in the United States of America is the freedom to be totally ignorant about those who are other than white. We don’t have to learn about those who are other than white. And our number two freedom is the freedom to deny that we’re ignorant.
Jane Elliott, “The Angry Eye” (via salliemaybach)
daintyblackpegasus:

missbonniebunny:

howtobeterrell:

ALL I WANNA SAY IS THAT THEY DONT REALLY CARE ABOUT US

This image gives me so much anxiety.

nooooooooo, we’re just lazy, right?

daintyblackpegasus:

missbonniebunny:

howtobeterrell:

ALL I WANNA SAY IS THAT THEY DONT REALLY CARE ABOUT US

This image gives me so much anxiety.

nooooooooo, we’re just lazy, right?

cdppie:

ask-20thesassyslendy:

jimmylanger:

WHO COMES UP WITH THESE

I JUST SCREAMED

THE SNACK OF THE NIGHT 

cdppie:

ask-20thesassyslendy:

jimmylanger:

WHO COMES UP WITH THESE

I JUST SCREAMED

THE SNACK OF THE NIGHT 

Breasts being gender specific is a myth. Breasts are fat deposits and nothing more (or implants). What of women with very small breasts, or breast cancer survivors who have none, or women with artificial breasts, or men with implants, or women with prominent pectoral muscles, or men with oversized pecks, or obese men with full large pendulous breasts, or men with hormone irregularities, or transgendered individuals, or third gender individuals, or lactating male infants? At what age does the nipple become obscene? Puberty? 18? What if the breasts are covered but the fabric is see through? What if the body is painted? Maybe in latex? Why does a nipple pasty make a breast suddenly inoffensive? It is the nipple after all that we all share in common. Speaking of common, women have always outnumbered men on this planet, so why is the majority of the world’s population taught that their bare torso is an obscenity?