- Abraham Lincoln never fought vampires or zombies
- Adolph Hitler was not machine gunned to death in a movie theater in Paris
- Marty McFly did not invent Rock and Roll
- Richard Nixon never dispatched Dr. Manhattan to end the Vietnam War
You never complained about these changes to history, so shut the fuck up about a black man playing a fictional spy, you idiotic, racist pricks.
Millions of Twilight fans, they cannot wait to see this, it’s almost heartbreaking because they don’t want it to be over. It’s a little bittersweet, isn’t it?
I give you, your asshole of the week.
Alyssa and Joel, have you seen this?
I hadn’t but now I have I don’t think my life will be complete until someone buys one for me
|—||Jane Elliott, “The Angry Eye” (via salliemaybach)|
ALL I WANNA SAY IS THAT THEY DONT REALLY CARE ABOUT US
This image gives me so much anxiety.
nooooooooo, we’re just lazy, right?
WHO COMES UP WITH THESE
I JUST SCREAMED
THE SNACK OF THE NIGHT